My name is Rob, and I like pr0n

Posted by rob on Monday, October 15th, 2007

This is my first post, so listen up.

So I’ve really been into the idea of finding some new online hobbies.  Strangely enough I have fallen upon blogging.  Strange because I’m a shy and reserved person.  Now the first question I had on my mind when I started writing is what should I talk about, and did I ever come up with a sweet idea.

Let’s look at some ways to make money online.  [Nelson: gee that’s original, Rob!] First up for today is amateur porn.  Come on you know any guy who has access to the internet has at least been tempted to look some up, but more importantly you know any guy who has access to the internet and a webcam, dreams of getting paid for some nooky. What could be easier, have a little fun time with your girlfriend, post it up on your web site and watch the dough pile in right?  Wrong!  Hasn’t anyone ever told you how much money it costs to host a porn site?  Porn sites have some of the highest bandwidth usages online and that costs money.  Even if you had the money to start this pornsite you would have to draw hundreds of hits a day and every one of them would have to buy access to your site, how likely is that. Sure maybe they will click a few ads and generate a little income but your going to be bleeding money unless you can get members to sign up.

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Now  first off your probably asking why I can say with such certainly that you will not generate hundreds of hits a day?  Think about the saturation of pornsites on the web.  You’re unheard of so you are going to need to get found through search engines. Let’s do a quick google search for amateur porn, 2,750,000 sites found, wow ok so even if you make it to 35th on the list I’m still never going to see you cause by the time I’ve looked through the first 35 I’m all spent.  So already your chances are low.  Now think about how many cheap skates are out there, all they do is go and download your free samples and finish their fun.  Seems to me you won’t be making any money that way . . .

Well that’s it I’m out. Peace.

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