Billy Bob “Asshat” Thornton the Canadian-Hater

Posted by the dood on Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

#1 Douchebag and Anti-Canadian Billy Bob Thornton is “perplexed” as to why Canadian audiences and media were so worked up by his ridiculous blow up on Q. He said that it at least gave “humpbacked geeks” something to talk about. Well.. I’m talking about you now, Billy Buttcheek, complete with your ridiculous overgrown soul patch and super overhang.. you look like that kid Nelson from The Simpsons.. heck you kind of act like him too.

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So he doesn’t know why its a big deal, yet him and his group the Boxmasters cancelled all their Canadian show dates. Gee, I wonder why. Maybe because you don’t want your ass kicked by a bunch of Crazy Canadians. It would probably happen too. Crazies beatin a Crazy.

So he calls Canadians “mashed potatoes with no gravy”, then goes on a Canadian talk show and crucifies the host for bringing up the fact that he has anything to do with making movies… and THEN, he goes on Jimmy Kimmel Live, an American talk show host, who introduces him as a film star who’s done lots of movies, and doesn’t seem to mind and then publicly states he can’t figure out what the fuss is all about… must be those weird Canadians.

Well, you redneck, wife-beating, second-rate actor, fifth-rate musician, maybe it has something to do with your complete disregard for anyone but yourself.

Here’s his interview on Q:

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