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Vancouver Scientists find Ebola Treatment

the dood — Fri, 28 May 2010 16:39:06 +0000

Vancouver-based scientists have found a treatment for Ebola, a deadly virus with potential for development as a biological weapon. This is good news!

Original Source:
Vancouver Sun Article

What happened to the double yolk egg?

the dood — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 21:56:18 +0000

I used to get double yolk eggs all the time when I bought eggs.. at least once in every couple dozen. This was maybe 10 years ago. Now.. I totally forgot about them until I got one for the first time in as long as I can remember.

Strange. Are our hens genetically made to not produce them, or are we better at determining which ones are doubles and selling them separately for more money?

Don’t Get Duped by FAKE H1N1 Flu Medications

the dood — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:43:22 +0000

ANY Flu Medication or Vaccine that you buy online is fake.

Believe it.

Trust me, when you buy Tamiflu, or Relenza online from one of those Russian websites (that don’t look Russian) you will get some sort of Placebo or sugar pill. Don’t get suckered in because you are worried about your family’s safety… get the hook up elsewhere, because you’re not doing yourself a favour. Talk with your doctor or take your local pharmacist out for dinner, but DON’T buy the stuff online!

Original Source on Flu Medications

Calgary Flamers Farm Team also H1N1 Queue-Jumpers..

the dood — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:11:06 +0000

Man these Flamers are really starting to show their true colors here. Its amazing to see what a corrupt and selfish organization the Calgary Flamers are with the recent article. Their Farm Team, the Abbotsford Heat, has also been caught jumping the H1N1 vaccine Queues. I guess you gotta train them young!

Original Article

Flamers get Alberta Health Service Staff Fired!

the dood — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:22:15 +0000

Well, those greedy Flamers and their better-than-thou attitude, led by King Shit Jarome Iginla got an Alberta Health service staff fired by either bribing or coercing their way to the front of the H1N1 flu vaccine line. In case you guys didn’t read, the Calgary Flamers had their boys and their families pushed to the front of the line to get flu vaccines, apparently because their job carries a high degree of risk associated with becoming affected. Now I really want to see how they figure that their family members should get the vaccine too then? Bunch of liars.

They jumped the queue, they used their star power to get preferential treatment, essentially robbing that right from their own fans. If someone dies because they were not able to get vaccine in time, some of that weight should rest on their shoulders.

Original Article

Update: Nov 6th

A second Health Service staff member was fired, and the Calgary Flames were “following a process they believed to be approved”. Yeah, it was approved, but I seriously doubt that all 150 of the Flamers and their families didn’t realize that there was a queue and they were NOT between 6 months and 5years of age, and likely none of the Flamers themselves were pregnant women.

What a load of Shit, Flamers. Take responsibility for your actions. In the grand scheme of things, you guys may or may not have hurt anyone, but c’mon, Jarome Iginla, you are the Captain of your team, lead the by making a public apology instead of putting this all on Alberta Health Services and playing dumb, you monkey.

Source

The Calgary Flamers are H1N1 Vaccine Queue-Jumpers

the dood — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:16:33 +0000

Just reaffirming what I already knew about Calgary Flamer attitudes. Jarome Iginla and his buddies scored their vaccines before everyone else with their preferential treatment. Of course, they were stupid enough to get caught. So you think you’re better than everyone else, guys?

Reference:
Vancouver Sun Calgary Flamers Queue Jumping

Kills H1N1 in 15 Seconds…

the dood — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:06:53 +0000

That’s what Kid Carson said on his show this morning. This stuff is called T36 Disinfectant, and kills the H1N1 virus within 15 seconds. Its also effective against HIV and Hepititis B. Not a bad idea to keep this stuff around to clean the house and your hands. Especially these days. Since the H1N1 vaccine is getting phased in, most people are not on the high-priority list and won’t get any for a while. Time to load up on N95 masks and T36 Disinfectant!

Miracle Berry – First Taste!

the dood — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 03:58:49 +0000

I finally got around to trying out the Miracle Berry I ordered a while back, and let me tell you.. this stuff really does work! It is probably one of the strangest sensations that I have ever had… We consumed 0.5g of Freeze Dried Miracle Berry and waited 10 minutes to start eating.. I would say the strength of the berry peaked about 20 minutes in.

These are the foods we tried:
Fresh Lime – The lime tasted VERY sweet! The bitterness and sourness usually associated with lime was gone.. and tasted like we were eating Lime-aid, minus the bitterness. A very strange sensation to say the least.

Cherry Tomatoes – These were almost disgustingly sweet. They took on a syrupy quality combined with a tomato taste, almost like putting a cherry tomato in a tablespoon of honey and eating it.

White Vinegar – The White Vinegar tasted sweet, almost like a mildly sweetened water.

Teriyaki Chips – These tasted basically the same, perhaps slightly more sweet.

Baldersons 6-Year Old Aged Cheddar – No discernable difference.

Hot Wings – No discernable difference.

Wasabi – No difference.

Franks Hot Sauce – A significantly reduced level of spiciness, and a sweet overall taste instead of hot and vinegary.

Overall, this was quite the experience, and I’m glad I tried it. For the minimal cost of around $10US, I got to experience something that usually only happens on CSI

Caster Semenya is Half Man!

the dood — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 16:27:26 +0000

A report from the Telegraph reveals that Caster Semenya, winner of the recent World Championships WOMENS 800m Gold, is in fact a hermaphrodite. The reports, which probably should not have been made public, have embarassed her and her family. The reports state that she does not have a womb or ovaries, but has testes internally, and also elevated testosterone, three times that of the average woman.

Judging by her Manly physique and ultra-muscular frame, its not really a surprise. This is kind of like China’s underage Gymnasts in the Beijing Olympics… in a few years from now, these types of grey-areas will be difficult to see.

MiracleBerry Has Been Ordered!

the dood — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 16:20:46 +0000

After seeing this Miracle Fruit or Miracle Berry mentioned on a CSI Episode at least a year ago, the idea of a berry that changes the way your palate perceives tastes of food has intrigued me. I enjoy food very much, and being able to suck on a lemon and have it taste like sweet lemonade sounds so cool!

So yesterday on the Kid Carson radio show on the way to work, the crew there ordered some freeze-dried MiracleBerry and actually tried drinking strange things on the air while under it’s influence. It worked! So I found the link to the place they purchased their Miracle Berry from and I ordered a 2g pouch of it as well. I’m quite excited to try out this stuff, and I will keep you guys posted!

I purchased it here:
http://www.miracleberry.co.uk/