Stuff for Doods

Hottie 2010 Miss Universe Pageant winner Jimena Navarrete is the feature today. Obviously she is a beauty, but apparently has the brains to go with it. Nice body.

“In a bid to be more environmentally conscious”, Telus Mobility is going to start charging $2 for paper billing starting Sept 21st, 2010.

There is a logical fallacy here.

If Telus Mobility really wanted to be more environmentally conscious wouldn’t they give everyone a $2 discount to switch to paperless billing? Darren Entwistle just found a new way to increase revenue! Most businesses need to have paper records of all their expenses so they will have to make sure they get the email and then print it themselves, and this doesn’t save much in the way of trees except maybe an envelope.

Face it, Telus is making a cash grab!

Source:
Original Article on the Vancouver Sun

This crazy Ohio woman lost it on the Drive Thru when she found out she couldn’t have McNuggets at 6am.. LOLZ

There is a serious misconception out there, mostly driven by Steve Jobs’ misleading ads, that Apple is a good company, with your interests at heart when in fact it is driven by profit and Steve Jobs’ ego-maniacal need to out-do Bill Gates.

Bill Gates, along with his good friend Warren Buffett are both known to be extremely generous and philanthropic individuals, giving a lot of their time and money to charity and to the benefit of improving humanity as a whole.

Bill Gates and Warren Buffett take that charity to the next level with The Giving Pledge, which urges Billionaire families and individuals to donate the majority of their wealth to Philanthropy.

The list includes 40 families and individuals, and also includes fellow Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen. Now, do you see Steve Jobs on that list? I don’t think so. Apple doesn’t do that stuff, is apparently the response. There are very little recorded charitable gifts, if any, on record by Steve Jobs and his wife – in fact, the only ones recorded are political donations to the Democrats.

Let’s face it, Steve Jobs, ergo Apple, doesn’t give a shit about humanity. In the end, Steve Jobs will be just some guy that created a gadget that will get lost in the folds of time, but Bill Gates’ foundation (along with Warren Buffett, who announced he will give 99% of his fortune to Philanthropy) will have helped millions if not billions of people ultimately, and help change the world in a positive way forever.

Vera Kobalia, Georgia’s Minister of Economy, graduated from King George High School and attended BCIT here in Vancouver before being appointed to the Georgian Government in July 2010.

Now, photos of her posing on a stripping stage with other strippers has surfaced from her facebook account! That’s kinda hot. We need ministers like that.

Well, I’ve been an avid Graphic Novel reader for years, but haven’t really taken the time to write any reviews of books I’ve read. This is mostly due to the fact that it takes time to write a review, and I don’t have a lot of it. However, I was suddenly motivated to write something up, and Locke & Key is such a great series that I felt I should recommend it. The series is written by Joe Hill and illustrated by Gabriel Rodriguez.

The first book, Welcome to Lovecraft, introduces you to the main characters of the book which mostly includes the Locke family. The story revolves mostly around Kinsey, Tyler and Bode Locke, the kids in the story. Something terrible happens to them, tearing their family apart and forces them to move to their Father’s home town of Lovecraft: This is where the mystery begins.

The series is very character-driven, and is primarily written like a mystery, always raising more questions. The graphics and themes are very mature – this is not your typical kids comic book.

This book had me totally hooked, and I bought the second book, “Head Games”, right afterwards. Give this novel a chance, you won’t regret it.

Well, Richmond actually.. but its still part of Greater Vancouver. Dubbed a “Cosplay Cafe”, which is short for Costume Play, the little Asian girl servers dress in French Maid outfits when they serve your food and bubble tea.

What else could a Guy Want? I bet Peter Chau goes here!

Its called Magnetic Cafe, and they plan to change costumes weekly, with plans for Import Model costumes!

Website:
http://www.magneticcafe.com/en/

Ever wonder what an ass looks like? Well, wonder no longer.

Gotta love that Polygamy stuff!

Multiple wives, underground tunnel systems – doesn’t get better than that!!!

http://communities.canada.com/vancouversun/blogs/thinktank/archive/2010/07/16/polygamy-opponents-file-today-in-bc-court.aspx?CommentPosted=true#commentmessage

Alabama, Anniston – If a woman loses a game of pool, it is illegal for her to settle her tab with sex.

Arizona, Cottonwood – It is illegal for a couple to have sex in a vehicle with flat wheels. The fine is doubled if the sex occures in the back seat.
Arizona – It is illegal for a man to cause his wife to become a prostitute.
And:
It is illegal for unmarried persons to have sex. The penalty is three years in prison.

Arkansas – Adultery is punishable by a $20 to $100 fine.
And:
It is illegal for a husband to place his wife in a brothel.

California – Adultery is punishable by a $1,000 fine and/or one year in prison.
And:
Husbands and wives are prohibited from having oral sex.
And:
It is illegal to import an Asian woman and make her a prostitute.
Oral and Anal Adults Sex Illegal States Laws
Connecticut – “Private sexual behavior between consenting adults” is still illegal in Connecticut.

Delaware – Only physicians and wholesale druggists may legally sell condoms.

Florida – Oral sex is punishable by a 20-year prison term.

Illinois – It is illegal for a husband and wife to have sex while out hunting or fishing on their wedding day.

Indiana – It is illegal to entice someone under 21 to masterbate.
And:
Male skating instructors are prohibited from having sex with their female students. However, there is no parrallel law preventing female skating instructors from having sex with their male students.

Kansas – Anal sex is punishable by a maximum six-month prison term.

Kentucky – Only physicians and other medical personnel may legally sell condoms. However, their “condom selling” license may not be publicly displayed.

Louisiana – Streaking is illegal, but only if the streaker intended on rousing anyone who saw him or her.

Maine – It is illegal for a husband to place his wife in a brothel.
And:
Condom sellers must obtain a license from the state and display their license at all times.
And:
Maine, Buckfield – It is illegal for a cab driver to charge a passenger a fare if the passenger had sex with the driver while on their way home from any place that sold liquor.

Maryland – Condom vending machines may only be installed in places where alcohol is served.
And:
Anal sex is punishable by a one to 10 year prison sentence.
And:
It is illegal to have oral sex with a person or an animal.

Michigan – It is illegal for a husband to place his wife in a brothel.
And:
It is illegal to masturbate. The penalty is five years in prison.
And:
Sex between unmarried consenting adults is punishable by a fine up to $5000 and/or up to five years in prison.

Minnesota, Alexandria – It is illegal for a man to have sex with his wife if his breath stinks of garlic, onions, or sardines. By law, the husband must brush his teeth if asked to by his wife.

Missouri – It is illegal for a husband to force his wife to work as a hooker on the streets.

Montana, Bozeman – Sex is illegal between two people who are naked on their front lawns after sundown.

Nebraska, Hastings – It is illegal for a man and woman to sleep together in a hotel when both are naked. Also, a couple may not have sex in the hotel unless they are both wearing plain white cotton nightshirs, which, by law, must be provide to them by the hotel.
Nebraska – Anal sex is illegal and punishable by a $5,000 fine and 10 years in prison.
And:
Only physicians may legally sell condoms.

Nevada Condoms are mandatory for sex with legal prostitute.

New Jersey – It is illegal for two men to masturbate in the presence of each other or to masturbate each other. The penalty is three years in prison.
New Mexico, Carlsbad – It is illegal for couples to have sex in a parked car or van while on their lunch break if they can be seen by passerby.
New Mexico – Oral sex is punishable by a two to 10 year prison term and a $5,000 fine.

New York – A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking “at a woman in that way.” A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a “pair of horse-blinders” wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

The New York City Transit Authority has ruled that women can ride the city subways topless. New York law dictates that if a man can be somewhere without a shirt, a woman gets the same right. The decision came after arrests of women testing the ordinance on the subways. A transit police spokesman said they would comply with the new rule, but “if they were violating any other rules, like sitting on a subway bench topless smoking a cigarette, then we would take action.” Smoking is not allowed in the subways.

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

North Carolina – It is illegal for a man to spy on a woman through a window. The same law restriction does not apply to women watching men or men wathcing men.

Ohio – Male skating instructors are prohibited from having sex with their female students. As in Indiana, this law does not apply to female skating instructors.

Oklahoma, Clinton – It is illegal to masturbate while watching a couple have sex in the backseat of a car at a drive-in theater.

Oregon, Willowdale – A husband may not use profanity while making love to his wife. The same is not true for his wife, who may cuss to her heart’s content when she’s with her loving husband.

Pennsylvania, Harrisburg – Female toll booth workers cannot have sex with male truck drivers in the confines of their toll booth.

Rhode Island – It is illegal for unmarried persons to have sex. The fine is $10.
And:
Oral sex is punishable by a seven to 10 year prison term.

South Carolina, Branchville – It is illegal for a couple to “lewdly or lasciviously romp” either in private, or in public. The fine is $500 fine and a five year prison sentence.
South Carolina – Anal sex is punishable by a $500 fine and a five year prison term.

South Dakota, Sioux Falls – It is illegal for a couple to have sex on the floor between two single beds in a hotel.
South Dakota – It is illegal for prostitutes to solicit customers from a covered wagon.
And:
Oral sex is punishable by a 10 year prison term.

Tennessee, Skullbone – It is illegal for a women to masturbate a man or perform oral sex on him while he is driving a car.

Texas – Sex between unmarried consenting adults is punishable by a $500 fine.
And:
Only a “registered pharmacist” may legally sell condoms. Anyone eles will be prosecuted for illegally practicing medicine.

Utah, Tremonton – It is illegal to have sex in an ambulance.
Utah – Oral sex is punishable by six months prison term and a $299 fine.

Vermont, Beanville – It is illegal for massage parlors to advertise on road maps.

Virginia, Norfolk – It is illegal to have sex while riding on the sidecar of a motorcycle.
Virginia – Adultery is punishable by a $20 to $100 fine.

Washington, D.C. – It is illegal for a man to cause his wife to become a prostitute.
Washington – It is illegal for a man to have sex with a virgin.

Wisconsin, Connorsville – It is illegal for a man to fire off a gun when his partner has an orgasm.

Wyoming, Newcastle – It is illegal for a couple to have sex while standing up in a market’s walk-in meat freezer.
Wyoming – It is illegal to entice or help someone under 21 to masturbate.
Loony Sexy Laws by Robert Wayne Pelton
The U.S.A. Book of Lists – Stephen J. Spignesi